May 2012
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
May 26th
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When I was a little girl,
 I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales, you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales, the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not easy to  find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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parents: you are the most beautiful person in the world
friends: you're so pretty, i'm jealous!
boys: what is that
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
Crowd: AWWWW!
Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
May 21st
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Pick up line.
Boy: I'll buy you food.
May 21st
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Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
May 21st
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May 21st
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
May 21st
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1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 19th
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me: open word document for homework
me: blog for 10 hours
me: close blank word document and go to sleep
May 19th
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